redrisingphoenix: (Down for the count)
Ling Tong (Gongji) ✯ 凌統 公績 ([personal profile] redrisingphoenix) wrote2007-10-13 08:31 pm
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[meanwhile, in the Gongjis' room]

*someone is waking up, completely covered in blood and chicken feathers D:*

...nnngh?
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[identity profile] redrisngphoenix.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
*this would be me screaming into my gag, for all it's worth!*

[identity profile] grilled2order.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[YEAH YEAH YEAH, SO ARE YOU ALIVE ENOUGH FOR ME TO SHOW IT TO YOU?]

[Eh. I don't actually care. LET'S NAIL IT TO THE WALL WITH MY KNIFE.]

[identity profile] redrisngphoenix.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
*MAYBE I CAUGHT A FLEETING GLIMPSE OF IT, but I think by the time it makes it to the wall, I'm already starting to cool off*

[identity profile] grilled2order.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[SEE I'D LAUGH BUT--]

[identity profile] grilled2order.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU KNOW HOW THESE CAMP THINGS WORK. Someone acts all evil but o noes it's not their fault because it was actually camp!]

[identity profile] grilled2order.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[And then everyone is all like KILL 'EM ANYWAY and they're like sob sob sob IT WASN'T ME]

[identity profile] grilled2order.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[OR MAYBE THEY COME FACE-TO-FACE WITH WHAT THEY JUST DID]

[identity profile] grilled2order.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[AND FREAK OUT]

[identity profile] grilled2order.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[And then have a moment or two to SOB BITTERLY AND WEEP FOR THE HORRIBLE ATROCITY THEY JUST COMMITTED]

[With maybe a "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY" or two thrown in for good measure]

[identity profile] grilled2order.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[And then A MOMENT OF STOIC CLARITY. "I know now what I must do!" )]

[identity profile] grilled2order.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[WHO SEES WHERE THIS IS GOING? SHOW OF HANDS.]

[Oh right, right. Actions. Let's see. All important seals of office are now ON YOUR BEDSIDE TABLE, GONGJI, as are Boyan's SYMBOLS OF RANK. How fitting that they would be so symbolic now!]

[identity profile] grilled2order.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[OKAY. NOW, STRANGLING IS CONSIDERED TO BE A VERY VERY LOWLY WAY TO DIE. Which means that IT'S PERFECT! So I suppose the question is this:

Is it still "becoming an hero" if they're doing it in a way that emphasizes that they are TOTALLY WORTHLESS SCUM?]

[WAIT WAIT why the hell am I debating that now? I'm too busy MacGyvering a noose out of some bedsheets here!]

[identity profile] grilled2order.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[OKAY.]

[YEAH, OKAY. NOW YOU CAN DEBATE IT.]

[Also, FINAL BODY COUNT: 3]
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